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Syarwan dan Peri

Syarwan dan Peri

Syarwan sebenarnya tidak tahu apa gerangan nasibnya nanti, setelah ia pensiun. Tetapi tentu saja ia punya ambisi di hatinya. Pada suatu saat ia berpuasa tujuh hari dan pantang makan garam dan daging, lalu pergi ke Gunung Lawu. Pada waktu maghrib, di bawah sebuah pohon rindang, ia memejamkan mata, berkonsentrasi diri.

Tiba-tiba ia mendengar suara, di belakangnya: "Jangan bersedih, hai insan. Aku ini seorang peri yang baik. Sebutkan saja tiga permintaan, dan itu akan saya penuhi asal saja ..."

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Potato Garden

Potato Garden

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man ...

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Birthday Present

Birthday Present

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of glove...

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The Swearing Parrot

The Swearing Parrot

So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor. I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.
Troubl...

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Rose

Rose

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other," Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fr...

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The 3 Kick Rule

The 3 Kick Rule

A New York lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer c...

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Office Humour

Office Humour


Genie in the Bottle

A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said," I will grant you three w...

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'Same Thing'

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans ...

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