Latest Jokes

'Same Thing'

Monday, 31 August 2009 15:09 DA

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry."

"Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How in hell does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter.

Second Opinion

Tuesday, 26 May 2009 19:02 DA

The doctor said, ‘Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.

You have a very rare condition, which causes your testi...

Husband Shop

Sunday, 26 April 2009 13:41 DA

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the s...

How Old Am I?

Friday, 10 April 2009 14:54 DA

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She Spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a ne...

Goat Meat Kebab

Monday, 23 March 2009 19:25 DA

You might want to think twice next time you consume that plate of 'sate kambing' (goat meat kebab)

Political Discussion

Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:28 DA

Two farmers were discussing politics and the first one says: "I believe in a share and share alike policy. One where we are all equal."

"Well" replied the other farmer "I'...

Kalau Tidak di Surga?

Friday, 06 March 2009 18:45 DA

Seorang wanita Kristen sering melakukan perjalanan untuk keperluan bisnisnya. Tetapi setiap kali terbang ia selalu gelisah hingga ia selalu membawa Alkitab untuk dibacany...

Priest and Rabbi

Tuesday, 03 February 2009 11:44 DA

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.
"What do you have to look forward to in...